thanks, Apple (or whoever). i now see a reason to own an iPhone (kinda)

News flash. Touch screens are stupid. They are not a good reason to spend 3204932krfkl34039 kurgabeks on a phone. I have an LG Chocolate. It’s stupid. It was free and I hate it. It’s basically the same as the iphone but with more buttons than “touch sensitive” yadda-yooks.

But who cares? The iPhone now has a guitar tuner. That’s right. A guit-fucking-tar tuner. Also, built-in chord charts. I think you can download it here. If that site is somehow unscrupulous, don’t blame me. I don’t understand internets.

The internet already has guitar tuners and chord charts so I guess this isn’t really that cool. But, when you can’t afford to pay your bill because you spent all your money on a stupid iPhone at least you’ll still be able to use it as a guitar tuner.

(If you spend 3204932krfkl34039 kurgabeks on a phone, you’re an idiot. please make an extra house, car, credit card or student loan payment instead. the only people that truly utilize phones that cost 3204932krfkl34039 kurgabeks are people that don’t have to buy for themselves, like children….or those stylus-flashing suit-wearing cubicle dwellers. when was the last time you did something smart or selfless with your money?)

ps, yeah – i’m obtuse. i don’t care.

Copyright 2008, Mr. Frugality