bagels, peanut butter & vitamins

I’ve always loved groceries. As a child, I enjoyed going to the grocery store with my mom and picking out 432092340923 boxes of cereal and every type of Totino’s pizza.

As I got older, my tastes grew and evolved into very particular grocery items. This became expensive. I recently purchased a home and needed to cut some things out of my budget. $350.00 per month for groceries? There had to be a better way…..

….Long story short, I went to the day-old-bread store and bought a bunch of bagels for $.079 per bag. Then I bought some bulk peanut butter. Then I went to GNC and bought the most badass vitamins of all time. As it turns out….a person can survive (quite well) on bagels, peanut butter and vitamins. My grocery bill is $30 a month.

Of course, I jump on every opportunity to get free food, otherwise. Try dumpster diving sometime. You can also ask the local stores what they are doing with their food when they must dispose of it. Maybe you can get it before it hits the trash bin. Don’t spend a billion dollars in gas driving around like an idiot though. Make some phone calls. Plan that shit.

Seriously. $30 a month. I’m as healthy as ever. Actually, I shit once a day now….which my doctor tells me is a great thing.